me's definitions

zoophile

Someone attracted to an animal in a love AND lust way.
Or in other words Julian Z I suppose.

"Julian Stares at big female dogs with an odd and sickening glance"

by Me October 8, 2004

Metrosexual

When a straight guy is so in touch with his feminine side, that while at bars, gay men walk up to buy him a drink, and he says, "Thank-ya SHORTAY"

"He is so metrosexual. He has macked his girl, and all the guys dont know it yet. They all think he is waiting for them."

by me October 24, 2003

Yellowcard

An awesome punk band!

I've liked Yellocard for a long time, before Ocean Avenue came out.

by Me June 24, 2004

deism

Deist: "it stands to reason that if we just make it all up as we go along then we can own niggers and institute tyranny more easily"

Thomas Paine was a cocksucking faggot.

by me March 21, 2005

Iron maiden

The most kickass metal band ever. Dispite many lineup changes, they still rock from their first album in 1980 to The Dance of death album (2003) They have inspired all 1985+ Heavy metal/death metal bands. Influenced mainly by Judas Preist their music has a style like none other. The current lineup is:
Bruce dickinson - vocals
Dave murray - guitar
Adrian smith - guitar
Janick gers - guitar
Steve harris - bassist
Nicko mcBrain - Drummer

Iron maiden have dominated the charts since they have been around. Never have maiden. Iron maiden have the best fans, best bandmembers and Sound AMAZING live.

Check out www.ironmaiden.com

Try hard iron maiden fan : I have 4 iron maiden albums.
Proper iron maiden fan : I have them all.
Up the irons

by Me October 8, 2004

dooshbag

a used condom...i think...or sum 1 told me it was a cleaning device for the female genetailia

kelso is such a dooshbag

by me May 21, 2003

mormon

Mormons are the only true religion. Our church's foundation is on Jesus christ, familys, forgivness, and eternal life! The book of mormon...thats not just somemade up book, in the restore gosepel, another testament of Jesue Christ. I am mormon and im ridiculed for my religion ALL THE TIME, but the people who ridicule me only do it because they HEARD THATS WHAT WE BELIEVE OR SOMEONE TOLD THEM THATS WHAT WE BELIEVE...well guess what? it isnt true!!,and say all this stuff like we think we can become our own gods , and joseph smith, commited sexual crimes w/ teenagers?!
I dont know where u got that information from, but your be lied to!!

The truest of the true religions!

by me March 26, 2005