me's definitions

Condom

The best friend of any man

A condom is a man's best friend

by me May 13, 2005

AARP

A book of things for old people to purchase to make their retarted children to do more work for them. Ie: weelchairs, sinks, bathtub surrounds.

I need an AARP book, that kitchen sink is leaking and I don't have enough money to get a new one instauled.

by Me May 13, 2005

buck

Slang for 100 miles per hour... 130 is a buck 30, 140 is a buck 40, and so on.

I went up to a buck 55 in my M3 the other day.

by me May 13, 2005

pupper

Norwegian (from Norway) for tits

Alina har små, søte pupper (English: Alina's got small and cute tits)

by me May 13, 2005

beebop

Slang for marijuana...

I love beebop alot...

by Me March 10, 2005

half-time show

What a girl becomes when a man fucks her when he is "confused" about his relationship with his significant wife.

Then after he is done fucking her, he goes back to his wife.

She was his little half-time show.

"Sorry, I was confused. It was wrong. My wife is pregnant. But you can email me and I will email you back." says that man.

by Me May 13, 2005

petay

The veryyy best person ever and the hottest by far!cant help but love him!wheww<3

DAHAM!thas a petay right thur

by me March 10, 2005