josh's definitions

optimus prime

How I refer to my male reproductive organ.

"I went to my friends house where he sucked the red paint off of my optimus prime"

I was about to murder an african-american with my weapon of choice, a chainsaw, when he kicked my optimus prime and ran away with my tv.

by josh March 9, 2004

Dirty Darrow

The act of licking the cheese off a shemales nut sack and yelling "Nut cheese, eat fresh"!

Self explanitory

by Josh March 9, 2004

the hennrich

A penis that has the girth of a Moen faucet and the length of a cats tail.

Whoaaaa, did you see that Gardner snake? Dude, that was Phil's Hennrich.

by Josh March 9, 2004

Thest

I test in which retards should take.

I hated that thest we took in english

by Josh March 11, 2004

zoom zoom

The latest attempt by car manufacturer Mazda to capture the dollars of its target demographic (ie an advertising slogan). Facilitated on the tv ad by a catchy tune which repeats said words, and a little kid who does the same.

I'd rather drive a beemer.

by Josh March 12, 2004

progressive metal

Intelligent music for intelligent people.

Hello, My iq is 200, and I love Progressive metal..

by Josh March 13, 2004

ThoraxCorp

A fake website/corporation made by Matt Chapmen (one of the creators of homestarrunner) about 3 1/2 years ago.

Thoraxcorp is the best.

by Josh March 15, 2004