psuedomarried

What you are when you're chillin' with your b/f or g/f and they blurt out something like "it kinda feels like we're a married couple." Can bring severe pain, but usually just a nagging annoyance that you might be one of those young people that acts like a codger.

Ashley and Dylan were hanging out last night when Dylan told her that he felt like they were married. They're so pseudomarried

by josh August 30, 2005

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Young Buck

A celebrity, who in a rage, stabs someone at a pointless awards show.

When I was at the Day Time Emmy's, I was YOUNG BUCKED by Rosie O'donnell.

by Josh November 28, 2004

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rim job

That's where you stick your legs behind your head and let someone lick your ass.

I really wish I would've cleaned my ass last night because I got a rim job

by josh September 03, 2004

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rehab

In Houston, we use the word REHAB like the word loser... Thanks to Krystal!

"I can get any of my clothes folded right!" said Josh "Thats cause your a fuckin rehab."

by Josh July 26, 2004

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optimus prime

How I refer to my male reproductive organ.

"I went to my friends house where he sucked the red paint off of my optimus prime"

I was about to murder an african-american with my weapon of choice, a chainsaw, when he kicked my optimus prime and ran away with my tv.

by josh March 09, 2004

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