518 definitions by josh

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A mixed drink. 1 part Hennessey, 1 part Bacardi 151, 1 part Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple, 1 part Red Bull. Its the shizzy!!
Last night we got crunk on the funk junk!!!
by josh January 14, 2005
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A penis that has the girth of a Moen faucet and the length of a cats tail.
Whoaaaa, did you see that Gardner snake? Dude, that was Phil's Hennrich.
by josh March 09, 2004
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a form of diarrea, commonly caused from either eating the worng food or by eating/drinking a laxative.
on thursday luke owen had the shlits!
by josh May 07, 2005
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a crazy old African American or just something to say to lighten a mood.
"I failed 11th grade again"
" this nigga gone fishin"
by josh February 07, 2003
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1) A phrase uttered for a friend who is absent from the current activity, used in place of "I wish Kam was here", a dedication of the current activity to the absent friend
2) A phrase uttered immediately before climax, usually followed donkey punching one's sexual partner, or performing some other diviant sexually activity
Boyfriend: "I'm almost there baby. Oh yeah, right there, just a little......THIS ONE'S FOR KAM!"
*SMACK*
Then the boyfriend must hold on for dear life.
by josh May 07, 2003
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