turtle

when you bend your dick backwards so it lies in-between your butt cheeks which makes the butt cheeks look like the shell and the dick head looks like a turtle head

john: hey, look at my turtle!

*pulls down pants and turns around*

mary: oh its cute! i wanna fuck it!

by Anonymous December 13, 2009

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turtle

building up alot of defences in a rts game

that n00b just turtled with 308942394 towers

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

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gar

A term used towards male characters and individuals who are so overwhelmingly manly that your own masculinity is absolutely *buried*, leaving you naught but a whimpering, swooning girl-child before them.

Originated in 4chan's /a/ board. A poster was describing his feelings towards the Fate/Stay Night character Archer, and mistyped "gay" as "gar".

"Episode 14 left me totally gar for Archer."
"You are gar for badasses, but gay for traps."

by Anonymous June 18, 2006

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