by Anonymous April 12, 2003
Get the keebler mug.i was being an asshole the other night...so my girlfriend broke my nose and then made me eat her out. it looks like she was on her period, there was so much blood flooding out of my nose.
by Anonymous February 19, 2003
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Get the one man band mug.An American bourgeois woman of the post baby boom generation, who, instead of reaping the benefits of the sexual revolution that her foremothers and sisters fought so hard for, sold out to the new patriarchy which promised stability in the form of white suburban neighborhoods, wordSUVwords, drive-through wordStarbuckswords and yearly trips on Carnival Cruise Line. The only dose of women's lib that transpired through their lifestyle is their endorsement of the the typically male dominated tradition of sport (usually soccer) onto their daughters. But don't be fooled - the fact that these women refer to themselves as "soccer MOMS" only reaffirms their sociological status as mere vessels for the incubation of their progeny.
I just got back from my high school reunion, and all the old cheerleaders are now lard-assed soccer moms.
by Anonymous July 23, 2003
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by Anonymous June 14, 2003
Get the bump mug.You sir, are a CHIMNEY! Not only are you ruining your own health, but the health of innocent people around you!
by anonymous July 30, 2004
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