redick

An overrated basektball player from Duke who shot 4-14 in their loss to Michigan State in the 2005 NCAA tourney. Last year, in Duke's tourney loss to U Conn (where he choked on the last shot), he shot 4-12. The year before, in Duke's tournament loss to Kansas, he shot 2-16. So in easily the three biggest games of J.J. Redick's career, he's shot 10-42 from the field. 23.8%

Clearly, he's the best shooter in the country.
Q: Hey you know who sucks at basketball?
A: JJ Redick
by Tyler April 24, 2005
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dutchman

matt van eerd, a giant 16 year old who comes to houses in the middle of the night and takes all the pepper from the kitchen. he then rubs it all over his body for sexual pleasure
matt came last night and took our pepper
by tyler February 16, 2005
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Guitar

1. A six-string instrument. The strings are commonly made of nylon or metal. It consists of a body, a neck, and a headstock. The strings are depressed behind frets to produce pitch. Sound is commonly amplified with either a soundhole in a hollow-body or a pickup and electronic amplifier. It uses the standard 12-tone equal-tempered musical system. It covers approximately five octaves and is commonly tuned in fourths, except for between the 2nd and 3rd strings, which are tuned in a third. Commonly used as both a backing and a lead instrument in almost every style of modern music.

2. An istrument, which many pick up, but rarely learn to play properly. Most people who play guitar do not know musical theory, which is needed to properly harmonize chords and melodies and create diverse musical patterns, which is needed to produce music that is pleasing to the ear.
Tommy played a chord progression on his guitar for an audience of his friends.
by Tyler February 25, 2003
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UrbanDictionary.com

A publically world wide wesbite where anonymous uses can post and read extremely defiling insults regardning Chase Rodrigue
I am going to have fun at UrbanDictionary.com
See 'explosive diarhhea'
by Tyler February 01, 2003
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snapple

A drink bottled and sold in several flavors, including fruits and tea with flavoring. Advertised as 'made with the best stuff on earth', and supposedly healthy. Sometimes used as a substitute for soft drinks by those who are health concious, those who like fruit, or those who want to look 'cool'. Popular among the upper middle class and homosexuals (I don't know why).
Dude : Why do you drink so much snapple Tyler ?
Tyler : 'cause Coke eats your bones. gaaaahh!
by Tyler January 01, 2005
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rape that ass

what u say before u beat the shit out of someone. It doesnt mean that you will rape them, it means you will inflict much pain upon them.
"Im gonna rape that ass for fuckin w/ me
by Tyler June 28, 2006
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hulk

My friends sometimes say i am the Hulk, cause i have a short temper.
by Tyler May 05, 2004
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