Tyler's definitions

firecracker

A snack made with crackers, peanut butter, and marijuana. Basically, it's peanut butter and weed sandwiched between two crackers, then baked.

We made firecrackers at the party last night, they were great!

by Tyler November 16, 2004

Leary biscuit

Similar to a firecracker, a cracker, cheese, and marijuana snack. You take a cracker, put a little cheese on top, and a little weed on top of that. Heat it, eat it. So named because Timothy Leary was supposedly very fond of them.

I prefer Leary biscuit to weed cookies; they're easier to make.

by Tyler November 16, 2004

shazbot

An old english curse word revived by pop culture!!

Somebody set up us the bomb! Shazbot!

by Tyler November 16, 2004

Pocket Jesus

A mini Jesus Christ, very simple. Blessing's in the front of ones pants.

Hey check out my pocket jesus.

by Tyler November 17, 2004

juice box

used to describe someone who is flamingly gay or extremely faggish
(not a word to be directed at actuall homosexuals)

"dude, stop being such a juice box... you're freakin me out"

by tyler November 17, 2004

Floppage

floppage: noun 1: The measure of an object's current state of horizontal, vertical, or diagonal flopping. 2: The state of man in which the genital mass sits awkwardly within one's boxer shorts, and flops upon movement. 3: A state of any being in which a body part, esp. genitalia, flops subtly or excessively. 4: Any time in which one's extremities flop. 5: The scientific measure of the floppant motions of a particular object.

Dude!! Ive got major floppage!!!!

by Tyler November 18, 2004

Buch Nasty

The entity known as Tyler Buch IV, who created such amazing ideas as floppage and the pocket Jesus.

A true genius; he also likes boobs and women. (And boobs.)

Dude, that is Buch freakin' Nasty.

by Tyler November 18, 2004