Tyler's definitions

Holy Nutsack

The result of keeping a pocket jesus in the front pocket of ones pants.

Would you like to lick my Holy Nutsack?

by Tyler November 19, 2004

Fudge-Packer

usually also someone who is a Chanh

Most gay men also suck Dingos

by Tyler April 1, 2004

ass mongol

One who likes to screw other men. Can be used on anybody gay or straight.

Jimmy is an ass mongol

by Tyler February 16, 2005

Brositting

When you take care of your friends who have had far too much to drink. This goes above and beyond the simple task of being the designated driver as it includes but is not limited to:
Making sure they don't get into fights
Making sure if they do get into a fight, damage received is minimal, while damage inflicted is maximal.
Taking lots of pictures while they're throwing up in random places

Brositting Mike was hard enough, but then when Chris had too much to drink it almost got out of control.

by Tyler February 23, 2008

beaned

Hit in the head with a thrown object. Originally a baseball term, in that context it means "hit in the head with a pitch."

Did you see that? She just beaned him with a dead fish!

by Tyler July 27, 2004

shellyizzle

Being a pimp like Sheldon.

He sure is shellyizzle.

by Tyler February 11, 2004

Sindarian

The Ancient elves in The Simrillion...

Sindarians kick orc asses

by Tyler November 23, 2003