Armed Guard

An ugly girl that can't dance armed with a dangerous staff-like weapon referred to as a "flag". Performs on field during half-time shows with goal of terrorizing the band members who are busy marching and unable to defend themselves.
That armed guard broke my nose on the field.
by Tyler January 26, 2004
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stoner metal

Sub-style of metal. Sometimes also known as "doom metal" due to its often agonizingly slow pace, crushing heaviness, and gloomy lyrics. It's generally accepted to have been invented by Black Sabbath. Some stoner metal bands are retro-oriented, some aren't. Common elements include marijuana references (obviously), sci-fi/fantasy themes, extended instrumental jams, and tempos anywhere from plodding dirges to medium-paced rock (but rarely faster). Heavy-ass guitar riffage is essential.

Notable bands include Kyuss, Sleep, Fu Manchu, Monster Magnet, Electric Wizard, Orange Goblin, etc.
Stoner metal is cool, but I don't like the retro aesthetic a lot of bands use.
by Tyler July 28, 2004
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scoch

"A little", As to not meet the requirements of "a lot"
"Danny, tune it down a scoch"
by Tyler June 19, 2006
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xanga

Im gay...I like xanga....DOnt kill animals
by Tyler March 07, 2005
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The Pancakes of Doom

Incarnation of pure evil, in the form of pancakes. These evil cakes are secretly planing world domination as we speak, be prepared to fight!!! Also known as The Dreaded Butter Flakes
Run The Pancakes of Doom are coming!!!
by Tyler November 20, 2004
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counter-strike

The best online game of all time. Often put down by people who tried to play, got pissed off because they sucked, and quit. Combines reflexes and strategy.
Oh man, I must have played Counter-strike for six hours yesterday.
by Tyler May 24, 2003
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Fucko Bucho

Another name for Tyler Buch IV, creator of the Pocket jesus, and the science of Floppage. Also a complete KoRn fanatic, and anyone that doesnt like KoRn, well........YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK AND FUCKING LIKE IT!!!!
Buch Fucking, Butt Fucking, Buch Fuck, Fucking Buch, Fuck, Fuck ass.
by Tyler November 20, 2004
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