Sam's definitions

beef

the last pull on a splif or cigarette.

save me some on that
ok but it is beef!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by sam June 23, 2004

jizznat

jizznat is just another word for stuff

ex.
"What are you up to tonight?"
"I dunno, drinkin' and all the other jizznat that goes along with it."

by sam April 10, 2005

kangaroos

Shoes from the seventies that have zippered pockets on the sides.
Used to hold change, money, and/or condoms.

"do you need a condom? cause ive got some in my shoes!"

by Sam April 4, 2004

grape

To put grapes in ones nostrils while they are sleeping. green or red. take your pick.

"dude, we totally graped kevin last night man."

by sam February 25, 2005

Mezzo-Soprano

The medium womon's singing voice. Plays evil characters; seductresses, vamps, occasionally teenage boys...

Listen to this... the lengendary mezzo-soprano character of Carmen... crooning her seductive Habañera...

by Sam October 27, 2004

Sasqurotch

a girl with poor pubic grooming habits

Colleen is a filthy Sasqurotch

by Sam April 11, 2004

Hottness

A combination of sexy and cute looks, combined with a great sense of humour and most often accompanied by the ability to play the guitar.

Quinn Allman... nuf said.

by sam January 7, 2004