Paul's definitions

penis wars

Penis wars. When real men cum out and women shrivell.

sam failed at penis wars thats why he didnt the woman

by Paul May 7, 2005

paint-scratcher

A parking spot that is so narrow that if the driver/passengers were to open their doors the paint on the car to either side would scratch right off.

Bob: Hey man, look! ROCK STAR PARKING!!
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..

by Paul April 21, 2007

Saskatchewan Griddle Cake

Canadian equivalent of the Cleveland Steamer

So yah want a Saskatchewan Griddle Cake, eh?

by Paul December 25, 2008

Swimmigrant

an immigrant in the US who swam over the river/gulf to get there.

Dude... That guy working at the McDonalds? He\\\\\\\'s such a swimmigrant! He doesn\\\\\\\'t even speak english!

by Paul May 27, 2007

GPU

Graphics Processing Unit
Used to watch high-quality porn

My NVIDIA GPU kicks your ATI GPU's ASS! OWNED

by Paul October 14, 2003

dewnans

Celtic name for Devon (although Devon is itself of Celtic derivation)

Dewnans oma (I am Devonian)

by Paul October 16, 2003

kife

Most definitely in reference to young ladies around SE London, UK, in the 1950s -- not very polite!

"Caw, that's a nice bitta kife."

by Paul October 18, 2003