Paul's definitions
Originates from a guy named Paul late at night while playing SC with orangedude. The term means an AS IF x 100000!
by paul July 13, 2004

by Paul January 17, 2004

by Paul August 23, 2004

One who has the most fecal scented breath as a result of poor dental hygiene or bits of carion remaining between the teeth.
I had difficulty maintaining focus, on the conversation with Claire, due to her disgusting ass breath.
by Paul September 23, 2003

Blatantly disregarding all formal education and training in the hopes of somehow magically "getting it right" while clearly failing to define what "right" is before embarking on said design.
by Paul December 22, 2003

A hairy female who is notorious for smelling like uncooked pastrami. This creature believes that by bleaching its large thatches of facial hair it can pass somewhat as human. Has an irritating high pitch voice and has a slight gimp fromn having wild snoo snoo with wild gorillas.
by Paul January 11, 2004

verb- to mess up a good chance at sexual gratification from a person of the opposite gender, often caused by severe feelings of self doubt.
The man connored it by not getting laid by the hot naked girl in his bed, even though she said "gee i'm really horny tonight."
by Paul December 6, 2003
