wretch

disgusting, morbid, rancid.
The level of intoxication or the level of your harsh comedown. A feeling of utter despair.
T-glo how he felt before he slept at the manch for 18 hours solid.
Frank after a hard 3 day comedown with pinky and his shades on at 12:00 pm in the day at the manch of course.
by paul January 12, 2005
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Palm Salsa

The residue left on keyboards, computer mouse, and places in the office where hands rest during office practices.
I can't stand to use his mouse. He leaves serious Palm Salsa on everything.
by Paul August 24, 2004
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Potent Potables

A popular category on Jeopardy. Actually means "Strong Drinks", though it's quite common that illiterate folks would think it means "stinky drinks".
You shoulda seen my B.A.C. after drinking all those potent potables last night.
by Paul June 06, 2005
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analyze

the optic organs deep within the anal cavity, which allow you to perform your own personal colonoscopy.
he used his analyze instead of a shaving mirror to see for himself what a flaming fart looks like.
by Paul July 27, 2004
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Stoofek

"A stoofek is a nitwit, always out of with with reality, who habitually busies himself with....I'm a stoofek"

First used in 9 Chickweed Lane on 4/22/2004 by Amos, he stopped short of defining a stoofek when he realized he himself was a stoofek.

Amos, and the insult he coined, will likely be confined to the dustbin of history.
Is Jared a total stoofek or what?
by Paul April 23, 2004
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spacktard

Sean is a spacktard.
by Paul January 23, 2004
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Rigger

A Ruski who thinks he's black who shops at Gen-X and gets made fun of, that tries to use people for their stuff, and you only see him when he needs to get high, who's nick name is, ironically Gravel Samsonofrof. By the way has a 5:00 pm curfew at the age of 17.
Look at that russain!! He thinks he's a rigger!!
by Paul November 16, 2004
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