dewnans

Celtic name for Devon (although Devon is itself of Celtic derivation)
by Paul October 17, 2003
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Face Fart

Burp that smells. Usually results from eating rich food and/or drinking beer.
Man, after that pizza I had some nasty face farts.
by Paul August 24, 2004
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Grauniad

In the UK, there is a left-wing newspaper called The Guardian which is famed for it's abundance of typos and spelling mistakes which make it through the editing process. One time, they printed their own name as "The Grauniad" and since then it has stuck as an affectionate nickname.
John likes to read The Grauniad.
by Paul April 26, 2004
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piss bucket

a piss bucket is someone who is only worth the volume contents of a bucket of piss
my ex-girlfriend fiona smith is a piss bucket
by paul September 28, 2003
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Velodyne

The worlds best subwoofer. Every subwoofer has less than 1% destortion. Every sub 12-18 in. has lass than .5% destortion. Now that's power! Go to the website...
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by Paul January 17, 2005
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hedgebreader

Someone who tears a little hole in a piece of bread and proceeds to have intercourse with said hole.
Justin is a big hedgebreader when it comes to whole wheat
by Paul April 12, 2004
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kick the can

A children's game, typically played in one or more adjoining backyards. Players set up a base (often a frizbee is used), and place a can (may be a sand bucket, a pop can, an empty can of spaghetti sauce or even an empty nesquick jar), on top of it. They then decide which player is to be it first.

A player who is not it begins the game by kicking the can. All of the players (except the one who is it) run away and hide, as long as they are within the boundry limits. "It", must retrieve the can and place it back onto the base. It may now attempt to find the players. When It finds a player, he must call out that player's name and location. Should that information be correct, a race ensues. The player who is it must run and jump over the can before the (now found) player kicks it. If It wins the race, then the player i caught.

If at any point in the game a player (who has been seen or not) kicks the can, all players are free. This includes when a player out-runs "it" during a "race".

The round ends when all players are caught. The first one to be caught ten becomes "it".

The game ends when too many players quit, or their mothers force them to go inside.

There are various changes of rules in Kick the Can, including, but not limited to: a timed version, a no-race version and a version where more than one player is "it".
You guys wanna play kick the can?
by Paul September 25, 2004
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