Paul's definitions

Crackberry

Nickname for the popular RIM communication device named Blackberry. The device, which is a phone, PDA, and e-mail appliance has gained outrageous popularity. Users/owners are typically addicted to checking e-mail and swapping short messages on the device. It appears as though they are addicted as a crackhead is to the pipe.

Look at him. Like he's a pimp/playuh all hooked-up on his crackberry.

by Paul August 23, 2004

Palm Salsa

The residue left on keyboards, computer mouse, and places in the office where hands rest during office practices.

I can't stand to use his mouse. He leaves serious Palm Salsa on everything.

by Paul August 23, 2004

Homosectional

The types of cheap couches and living-room furniture that gay guys decorate with that are inconsistent with the stereotypical perception that gays are great decorators.

I thought that when we went to Jim and Kevin's new place we would see fabulous stuff. But their joint was crammed with Homosectionals.

by Paul August 23, 2004

GUSU

Acrony, for Gay Ugly Stuk-Up.

She nice but her brother is so GUSU.

by Paul August 23, 2004

Face Fart

Burp that smells. Usually results from eating rich food and/or drinking beer.

Man, after that pizza I had some nasty face farts.

by Paul August 23, 2004

Brand Slave

A person who will only buy and/or wear clothes because of their brand regardless of value, taste or style.

Look at this pathetic asshole. Every article of clothing on him has the Tommy flag - What a Brand Slave.

by Paul August 23, 2004

Shed-sheet

Code name for the accounting documents that reflect a companies plan to reduce costs by cutting headcount / lay-offs. Refers to "shedding" employees. These are usually very guarded documents.

You know that Tony has Shed-sheets saved on the network drive but they are password protected.

by Paul August 23, 2004