sube

a piece of crap car that cant be judged by its looks. It may look rusty but it is really fast for its engine. It will kill any oldsmobile or ford probe that trys to race it
you dont want drama with the sube
by paul March 23, 2005
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democracy

Apolitical system that only rich people can afford
IBM is very democratic
by Paul December 25, 2003
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res rockets

Cigarettes from an Indian Reservation.

These cigarettes are made from tobacco grown by Native Americans / First Nations and sold in bags of 200 for well below the price of commercial brands.

Also spelled "rez rockets".
Screw paying $45 a carton for smokes, I'm gonna buy a bag of Res Rockets for $20.
by Paul June 12, 2005
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true champion

he who is the true champion... only the true champion knows who is the true champion. Only candidates for true championship may compete for the true championship..

i.e. You are not the true champion because if you were you would not be looking up the definition.
Ian is not the true champion. Neither is Tim....
by Paul December 30, 2004
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North Canton

A Great Place to Live and Raise a Family. Or so thats what they say. I say, A Great Place to Get in a Wreck Trying to Get Out of the Post Office. North Canton is a town straight out of the 50's, primarily because it hasn't changed since the 50's, except for that it has approxiamately 4329850275827 more stoplights. Residents of Greentown think they live here, but they don't.
Greentown resident: "I live in North Canton!"
North Canton resident: "No you don't. I do. You live with cows. I have a family and we have 2.4 children and 1.8 cars, one of which was hit when I pulled out of the post office."
by Paul June 19, 2004
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macbook pro

Apple Computer's latest weapon. Features a base that's capable of causing third-degree burns.
You: Would you like to try my new MacBook Pro? Here, put it on your lap.
Victim: Hey, it's got a camera... aagh! My sperm!
by Paul June 18, 2006
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poop miner

when a guy is diging for brown gold in a male or females ass
"farmer was poop mining in jareds ass last night while watching "shaw shank redeamtion" fags"
by paul September 19, 2003
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