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Chink Weed

Marijuana that comes from a large scale commercial grow. Generally of average to low quality.

Term came about due to many ofthese commercial grows being run by Asians
I have some bomb stuff, but I have some Chink Weed too for much cheaper.
by Paul September 8, 2004
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white sox

Team on the less desirable southern side of chicago.
If you're a downright lowlife you're a sox fan.

If you're a respectable citizen, you're a cubs fan
by Paul September 9, 2004
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backsideous

Resembling arse to the latter. This word was born by me spending too much time working for a large corporate company where buzzwords nobody dared to question the meaning of (for fear of looking stupid) were in great abundance.
"That was a backsideous statement" - i.e. "You talk crap".

"Backsideously entertaining" - Not in the slightest bit interesting.
by Paul September 10, 2004
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colon blow

exploding your bowels into the porcelain at about the speed of sound so that the contents of the bowl splash back up before you can slam your ass shut
grant has one of these every morning cause there is shit from ass to crack all over the toilet door
by paul September 20, 2004
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wapang

The word spoken when a person is pimp slapping someone.
"Jerome walked up to Michael and yelled "WaPaNg", while he pimp slapped him."
by Paul September 21, 2004
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Can

1) The rear end of a human being, typically female, but sometimes male as well. see ass

2) When used in association with "it" can means to shut up, or to stop talking.

3) A typically round, metal container, that may carry a beverage or other fluids or solids.

4) A word that has since become rarely used, meaning toilet.

5) An object in the backyard children's game kick the can

6) International short form for Canada. Used only in upper case letters: CAN
1) Look at the can on that hoe!

2) Can it, bitch.

3) Yo G, hook me up with a can of coke

4) I'll be right back. I gotta go to the can.

5) Kenny kicked the can. You're all free to go.

6) While watching an international hockey game, the score might say CAN - 5, SWE - 2
by Paul September 25, 2004
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kick the can

A children's game, typically played in one or more adjoining backyards. Players set up a base (often a frizbee is used), and place a can (may be a sand bucket, a pop can, an empty can of spaghetti sauce or even an empty nesquick jar), on top of it. They then decide which player is to be it first.

A player who is not it begins the game by kicking the can. All of the players (except the one who is it) run away and hide, as long as they are within the boundry limits. "It", must retrieve the can and place it back onto the base. It may now attempt to find the players. When It finds a player, he must call out that player's name and location. Should that information be correct, a race ensues. The player who is it must run and jump over the can before the (now found) player kicks it. If It wins the race, then the player i caught.

If at any point in the game a player (who has been seen or not) kicks the can, all players are free. This includes when a player out-runs "it" during a "race".

The round ends when all players are caught. The first one to be caught ten becomes "it".

The game ends when too many players quit, or their mothers force them to go inside.

There are various changes of rules in Kick the Can, including, but not limited to: a timed version, a no-race version and a version where more than one player is "it".
by Paul September 25, 2004
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