Paul's definitions

Kemikal

To do something profoundly amazing, to be the greatest in your particular area.

To pull a Kemikal is like winning the lottery whilst sleeping with 3 women and killing your arch enemy at the same time.

by Paul October 12, 2003

circle jerk

(n) When a group of males surround an edible object (usually a cracker) and proceed to masturbate. The last one to ejaculate must, by rule, consume the edible object.
(n) see also sausage fest

At last month's circle jerk, Bob was forced to eat the cracker

by Paul October 12, 2003

waf

Wife Acceptance Factor

A 133" wide TV has a low WAF.

by Paul July 2, 2004

slappy dave

The slappy dave is when you cum on a chicks forehead or eye socket then slap your dick in it and make a splishy splashy sound in the pool of cum.

She is so hot, I would love to go the slappy dave on her.

by Paul July 6, 2004

Lawn Ornament

Name for a broken down car or truck sitting in someones front yard.

These are usually found in small towns, and the car is usually an older American car. Camaros are one of the most common lawn ornaments found

"Hey Jeb, you ever gonna fix up that Camaro or do just keep it as a lawn ornament"

by Paul July 12, 2004

Rottweiler

A large, powerful black and tan colored Mastiff type dog. Thought to originate from breeding Roman herding dogs and Swiss and German breeds. Named after the town of Rottweil in Germany

They have gained a bad reputation as aggressive or dangerous dogs in recent years. They are actually very well tempered, but due to a handful of people training them to attack, and the fact that they are strong enough to do serious damage, many people fear them. Nonetheless, they are still one of the most popular breeds of dog.

Damn! That is one huge rottweiler!

by Paul July 12, 2004

Sifage

Originates from a guy named Paul late at night while playing SC with orangedude. The term means an AS IF x 100000!

paul: u play like a girl
orangedude: sif,your a noob
paul: SIFAGE, your a noob

by paul July 13, 2004