Nick's definitions

chocolate hostage

An unwilling turd; the reluctant passage of feces.

A piece of shit.

Billy can't come to the phone. He's negotiating the release of the chocolate hostage.

by Nick May 4, 2004

goulies

umm. english slang 4 balls or bollocks

someone stamped on sam's goulies

by Nick February 1, 2004

sour milk

Also known as "white boy smell". Sometimes referred to as "Spoiled Milk Smell". Certain white boys (and white girls) have this distinct smell of sour milk to them. No amount of deoderant cant stop the smell. You can usually tell when a white boy will have that smell from the way they look. They are usually blonde, blue eyed, and have pale skin... but any white person can have this smell. Once you know what smell to look for you will notice this smell on most white people. Some white people dont shower but once every 2-3 days so the smell is usually a result of that. Just like black people have a distinct odor, so do certain white people.

Some examples of who likely has that sour milk smell:

Nick Carter
Kirsten Dunst
Britney Spears
Jenny McCarthy
Pam Anderson
Rick Shroeder
Brad Pitt

and many others...

Damn, that white boy needs to take a shower. Smells like Sour Milk! Like someone just opened up a 5 year old expired milk carton.

by Nick December 28, 2005

Zeppo

One person in a group or gang that is either used, ignored, and/or stepped on quite frequently.

Came into common use with the Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 3 Episode, "The Zeppo", in which it was highlighted that a particular member of a gang was simply the uncool one. This has various effects on how we use the word today.

The word "Zeppo" is also used in reference to a person in a group who simply doesn't fit, be it because of their lack of coolness or other negative attributes.

Mike was definitely the zeppo; you could tell that he didn't fit in simply by his clothes, attitude, and poise around the others.

by Nick March 27, 2005

867-5309

"Jenny"'s number from Jonny Twotone's song, "867-5309 Jenny". Most people have tried actualy calling this number in many area codes, but since this song is as old as the 70's, most likely no one uses this number. Almost as rare to find as the number from the movie "Bruce Allmighty" on the bleeper before it was changed to "555-1234"

Person 1: Hey, call 867-5309
Person 2: Dude, I've tried every area code, New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, none of them work.

by Nick November 30, 2004

penguin-a-licious

The act of being as cool and witty as a penguin.

She is so not penguin-a-licious. Look at her shoes!

by Nick April 21, 2005

Trips

This is what 30 inch or larger wheels will be called when they are inevitably made available for passenger vehicles. The word comes from Tripple (i.e. 3 for 30) just as the word Dubs comes from Double (i.e. 2 for 20).

You got yo Dubs on yo Escalade, but I got Trips on my H2.

by Nick December 6, 2004