scientific

1. pertaining to science. 2. an educated guess passed off as a well thought out explaination that uses large words and concepts often unkonwn to everyone in the room. 3. a plausible explaination for something not easily explained given to the dismay and perhaps delight of those who are present.

Nobody really understood what happened at the beach on Sunday so Mary got all scientific and threw up a good story that everybody bought because she sounded like an authority on the subject. For real though, who knew that Mary knew anything about the migratory patterns of hump back whales.

by nick April 25, 2005

cherry picker

1. A fruit farmer

2. Someone who picks the "cherries" of young girls i.e. frees them from their virginity

1. This year's crops were bad, so the cherry picker applied for a farming subsidy.

2. Billy-bob was the town cherry picker. No girl was safe. He thought he was entitled to a farming subsidy too.

by Nick October 17, 2003

Cotoured

Completely and totally dominated. Getting your ass spanked in a fight...literally. Like what happened to Tito by Randy Cotour in UFC.

Wes did you hear about B Nix?

Ya, I heard he got Cotoured by Nick when he was running his mouth!

by Nick November 18, 2003

emboosticated

To have been very badly burnt, in the slang sense, such that there is no chance of graceful or meaningful recovery.

Especially appropriate during exchanges of insults.

A: I talked to your dad, and he sounds like a pussy, just like you!
<crowd: aw burn, slam.. etc>
B: Well, I'd tell you something about your mom, but all I hear whenever I visit her is "slurp-MMmmph-mmmph-mmmmph"
<crowd: emboosticated>

by Nick November 07, 2003

masturbation

The act of sexualy pleasing oneself, usually to orgasm.

Masturbation is the best exercise I get all day!

by Nick November 10, 2002

ibg

Used as an insultive discomforting when someone is after sympathy

Mark: My wife just left me and I don't know what to do mate (cries)
Simon: IBG
Mark: F--K OFF

by Nick March 10, 2004

tobacco road

Refers to the state of North Carolina which is the best college basketball state of all time and has powerhouses of Duke, UNC, NC State and Wake Forest

Ain't no team better than teams on Tobacco Road

by Nick April 03, 2005