verb. to shove a gerbil up an unsuspecting fellows ass, typically done in a punitive manner for having sexually violated another man who was not homosexual.
They gerbiled Bert last night while he was sleeping soundly and then let a few gerbils loose in his apartment so that he would think it just crawled up there.
by nick November 17, 2006
Eating another person's ass to provide sexual pleasure. Usually a result of a large chemical or alcohol intake that leaves you feeling so wild and horny you just wanna do EVERYTHING.
I came home from that kegger and I was so blotto I think I performed rumpilingus on my girl.
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On prom night, we did everything shy of rumpilingus.
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On prom night, we did everything shy of rumpilingus.
by Nick February 09, 2005
by Nick February 08, 2005
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Noun. Derivative of "Awesome", used to assert ones awesome, or the awesome of an object. No to be confused with the adjective "awesomer".
I'm awesomer.
This pie is awesomer, get your mum to bake some more.
Your armpits are anything but awesomer.
This pie is awesomer, get your mum to bake some more.
Your armpits are anything but awesomer.
by Nick August 09, 2004
to type a website into a chat client (AIM, MSN, Yahoo), then click on it to open the site. generally easier than opening a web browser and manually typing the site in.
i was too lazy to open internet explorer, so i did a griffaby in my friend kayleigh's instant message window.
by Nick February 23, 2005
a hypothetical time of day uttered in response to the question of "what time is it." when consumption of said malted beverage becomes an event that is either inevitable or required to proceed with life as we know it in modern society. No other time expression exists with beer in it, ie. there is no beer fifteen, or quarter to beer, there is also not a half past a beer or beer forty five. If it is not exactly beer thirty when someone asks you just say its getting close to beer thirty.
by nick May 09, 2005