Kenny's definitions

tarnations

Another word for hell also see Heck. Mainly used in the southern part of the United States in the late 19th to early to mid 20th centuries.

1. What in tarnations is going on here?
2. What in tarnations are you doing to that cow Billy Bob?
3. Where in tarnations did I put my corncob buttplug?

by Kenny August 22, 2003

poserific

adj.; describing an action or event associated with a person who partakes of a fake identity for social reasons (SEE -poser-)

All your friends are going bowling to punk music? That's fuckin poserific, dude.

by Kenny March 10, 2003

fat elvis

eating a cheeseburger while taking a shit and recieving oral pleasure all at the same time

Jane gives the best fat elvis' in town!

by kenny July 27, 2004

ghost in the dark

When fucking a chick in the dark your nigger is in the closet, pulling a warmup jerk. Move the chick in front of the window doggy-style, then allow your buddy to move in and take over. Quietly dress and slip outside. Bang on the window and wave at your friend.

What do I think of your new girlfriend? I know the bitch fucks- Marty and Johnny pulled the ghost in the dark on that bitch last month.

by Kenny January 30, 2004

chode

a movie i made with some friends, also a penis that is as long as it is wide, and it isnt usually very large for either of these.

his chode tasted like salt, and its also the best movie ever.

by kenny December 22, 2003

poboy

1. A wonderful, tasty, sub sandwich consisting of various types of meat(s) and condiments.
2. A term to express great disbelief and disappointment.

1.I love me a poboy when I go to Jason's Deli!
2.Poboy, I just got whooped in Halo!

by Kenny August 2, 2004

counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.

<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!

by Kenny November 29, 2002