Jonny 's definitions

the sunrise pet

waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as the sun rises because you've got nothing better to do.

by jonny September 15, 2003

behenchod

one who takes part in the process of fucking ones own siter

bhenchod sala!

by jonny September 14, 2003

bowling for soup

A super super cool band, all there albums are exellent and people who dont like em should be .... *thinks*....shouted at alot, lol

Bowling for soup are the greatest band ever!

by Jonny September 4, 2003

SlapStick

When you lick your hand and slap someone on the forehead with it

Lets give that guy a slapstick

by Jonny August 11, 2003

nargis

A hot and incredibly cool chick.

Eliza Dushku

by Jonny July 30, 2003

Schiza

in german: Shit, poo,

Oh Schiza! I broke my hip!

by Jonny April 25, 2003

booblechem

u use it to catch some1s attention

hey come over here!BOOBLECHEM!
oh yo wats up...nmu?

by jonny April 5, 2003