Definitions by Emily

morbididity

A dumb term that my boyfriend made up. Normally morbid-like things are death etc. but noooo. If it made sense, it wouldn't be Brian. Morbididity to him means anything sad or a downer...It drives me crazy because IT IS NOT A WORD!!!

Is your journal full of morbididity today?

morbididity by Emily December 31, 2004

back roading 

driving around on back roads (gravel or dirt) while getting high or drunk. (see gravel roading)

Hey guys, I'm really bored. Let's go back roading!

back roading by Emily December 29, 2004

thunder thighs

"THUNDER THIGHS" are a fat girls thighs that are so humoungous, big & fat that they clap together when they walk. This produces a loud noise which goes like "SLAP, SLAP, SLAP" , hence the "thunder" part of the word.

Look at that girls thunder thighs!

thunder thighs by Emily December 28, 2004

basted 

when you are bored and wasted at the same time

I was home alone with nothing to do, so I got basted.

basted by Emily December 26, 2004

sunglasses 

Plastic/metal/glass instruments placed over the eyes to block out harmful UV rays.

Celebrities use them to diguise themselves as normal people. Normal people use them to digsuise themselves as celebrities.

"Check out the new sunglasses I bought! They protect my eyes while making myself appear to be rich."

sunglasses by Emily December 24, 2004

to finge 

to have anal sex while rummaging in the lady's minge with your fingers.

fingeing is a good way to spread germs
OR
finge theatre is very important in our culture

to finge by Emily December 16, 2004

koozie 

A cylindrical insulator for beer can and beer bottles (it probably also works with other beverages in aluminum cans or glass bottles). Usually made from foam and cloth and sold at convenience stores.
(alt spellilng coozie)

Wow, this koozie is keeping my beer cold and my hand warm at the same time.

koozie by emily December 14, 2004