Albert Einstein 's definitions

neal

1 Naturally born genious; prodigy.
2 Perfection.
3 The most eminent, pure, intelligent, gifted form of the human mind and being.

"That guy is almost as smart as Neal, but in all actuality he could never come close."

by Albert Einstein September 18, 2003

klump

tentacles! tentacles! everywhere!!!!!

klump is an automatic lesbian with large tentacles.

by albert einstein February 6, 2003

tetarded

tetarded = crustated = queen = hannah

you are tetarded you mother fucker

by Albert Einstein February 6, 2005

Maas

Originally a slang term for the name "Max" commonly used in Australia as a greeting to anyone named Max. This phrase is now used to identify anyone or used as a greeting.

Person1: Hello maas
Max: fuck off dickhead

by Albert Einstein　 July 12, 2018

True God

Mainly used in Queensland, meaning the upmost of truth.

Guy1: I fuckin caved that murry kid`s head in last night
Guy2: True god?
Guy1: Fuckin true god cunt

by Albert Einstein　 July 12, 2018

The-Incubator

1. The wittiest man alive.
2. Wit as it would appear in a human form.
3. Extremely sexy hunk

The-Incubator is witty. (note that the previous example was redundant)

by Albert Einstein July 6, 2003

robodoc

IRC Channel for male attendants 30++ performing cyber sexual acts with minor male IRC attendants. Words often used: Macgyver, vaseline, two-armed spiked buttplug, butter, mullet, a**hole, f*ck, wrestling

I am the robodoc of this joint. i will cyber spoof you with my giant pale excrement-diving cockroach

by Albert Einstein February 6, 2003