scott's definitions

Schwonk

n. a stupid question/statement.

v. ("to Schwonk") to say something stupid.

n. John said such a Schwonk today! He said the water was dry.

v. Man, I've Schwonked more than anyone.

by Scott September 26, 2003

k-wood

Kirk Wood the most awesomest ski resort everything there is cool except when scott is there

scott is a loser

by scott February 9, 2004

egyptian goggles

Placing one's balls over a sleeping victim's eyes.

We gave that moron a pair of egyptian goggles because he fell asleep first.

by Scott November 13, 2003

schizabootal

seperating your nuts from your leg

damn yo, distract these females, i gotta schizabootal real quick, the sabre-tooth crotch critters are gnawling on my buffalo-sack and my leg.

by Scott October 17, 2003

Loic

adj. or n. used to describe any lazy hobo that smells, has no job, and has a dirty sanchez. Usually hails from Perpignan, France, but may be found living in a cardboard box in any dump around the world. This word can be used to describe anything or anybody negatively.

"OMG, Scott is so much cooler than Loic."

"EWWW, look at that dirty homeless guy. He is soooo loic."

"Fuck, I just took a shit and it smelled worse than Loic."

by Scott April 18, 2005

puerto rican hamper

when Tony G tries to see how much of his boyfriends dirty clothes he can stuff into his mouth at once

After my boyfriend mows the lawn, there's nothing like a puerto rican hamper to get into the mood

by scott May 11, 2004

scottstown

ScottsTown is cool, it means cool. It is where the cool people come and hang out. Scottstown.tk, also may mean scott

I went to scottstown.tk looked at the forum.

by scott December 20, 2004