scott's definitions
Originally a technical support ticket placed by one Miss Murrell, it has spread beyond its roots to include any unclear, obfuscated description of a technical problem such that it is essentially unreadable and ununderstandable by anyone who reads normal English. Such descriptions can also be described as murrellated .
"Mark called and said Can't Send E-mails he is getting an error when he try to send to give me the error message he was able to sent 4 email in a roll PLESEA CLOSE."
"Ronnie called sad internet is down not error message. Ronnie try to ping he was to ping himself but not the roter"
"Ronnie called sad internet is down not error message. Ronnie try to ping he was to ping himself but not the roter"
by Scott November 26, 2003
Get the Murrellismmug. by Scott December 20, 2004
Get the stapmug. Actually... a fisheye is when you're doing a girl doggy style, you pull out and faux-cum on her back by spitting on it. When she turns around, relieved that she did not get a facial, you give her the ol' money shot in the face, particularly in an eye.
My girl has really wisened up. SHe knows about my fisheye shenanigans and no matter how many times I spit on her back, she's learned not to turn around for a facial glazing.
by Scott January 6, 2005
Get the fisheyemug. 
when someone is depressed and suicidal and cuts themselves with knives, razors, glass, or other sharp objects
by scott November 25, 2004
Get the cutting the turkeymug. by scott June 4, 2004
Get the razmug. by Scott October 26, 2003
Get the Lucka's Mommug.