jeff's definitions

hairy jungle of love

The hair of a man (or in some rare cases a woman) that reachs from the belly button all the way down past the sac to the douch

I havnt trimmed the trees the trees of my hairy jugle of love in a while

by jeff December 11, 2003

Wagmen

A person who tries to help out miserable creatures like Jeffs but fail tragicly because the jeff is a lost cause or because the Wagmen has no idea what she is talking about.

Wow, look at that wagmen, she is just wasting her time trying to help that pathetic boy.

by jeff January 28, 2004

Almy

To take the easy way out or to eat excessively.

(1) I was too tired to take the stairs, so I pulled an Almy.(2) My girlfriend Almyed her way through an entire freakin' pizza.

by Jeff July 18, 2003

oki

tastes horrible

this broccili tastes like oki

by Jeff November 7, 2003

suredlaiperfoiodlscooocpels

jeff is a bum who is mean to his sister

liz is gay! :O


:)

by jeff January 1, 2005

guah

The sound one makes when being pushed out a car.

"Guah!"

by Jeff April 30, 2003

hribkoweed

only made by evil mr. hribko

i smoked hribko weed in the woods

by Jeff November 7, 2003