jeff's definitions

hairy jungle of love

The hair of a man (or in some rare cases a woman) that reachs from the belly button all the way down past the sac to the douch

I havnt trimmed the trees the trees of my hairy jugle of love in a while

by jeff December 11, 2003

Motion City Soundtrack

My Favorite band who i've seen a bunch of times and hung out with them and theyre super fun and know me by name and its cool, listen to them. theyre touring with blink 182 soon, but thats not a reflection on them as a band. go to www.purevolume.come/motioncitysoundtrack to hear some of their stuff, or just go to www.motioncitysoundtrack.com for more info. These guys are gonna be huge, id bet a million dollars on it.
Justin - Lead Vocals, Guitar
Josh - Backup Vocals, Guitar
Matt - Backup Vocals, Bass
Jessie - Moog (YES MOOG IS GOD)
Tony - Kickass kickin ass drummer


i suggest them to my highest authority. see them live, listen to their album, YOU NEED TO
album is called "I am the movie"

I am Jeff, I am in the condiment crew. MCS Rocks my world.

by Jeff January 25, 2004

JACMFSUPOB

(J)ust (A)nother (C)razy (M)other (F)uckin (S)tupid (U)nreliable (P)sychotic (O)bsessive (B)itch ... acronym created by Jeff Chandler

Genisis is definately JACMFSUPOB.

by Jeff January 12, 2005

Wisconsin whiskey wash

Taking a bottle of top shelf whiskey, shoving it inside your partners anus and unload the entire bottle. Now take cubes of cheddar and pop them in the brisket pipe and let it brew. By now your partner is drunk as f*ck releasing the cheese dip from the cob hole for you to enjoy.

Baby, I know it’s almost dinner but I sure could go for some of that Wisconsin whiskey wash right now.

by Jeff October 23, 2020

typhoon

The act of receiving fellatio, and causing the giver to laugh right as one orgasms, making semen come out the giver's nose.

I sucked his dick last night and he gave me such a typhoon, my nose still stings a little from it.

by jeff January 23, 2005

San Simeon

A state of euphoria in which a person, no matter how bad things seem, is always calm. In San Simeon a person lives to have fun and gives no regard to the bad thigns in life.

"Whereever I go, wherever i stay, my will alwyas be...San Simeon"

GOLDFINGER

by Jeff September 5, 2004

roxors my boxors

leet exclamation of happiness about a person, place, thing, or idea. Stems off of 'rox my box' where box would symbolize a computer tower.

Dude: omfg you roxor my boxors
Dudette: omfg wanna teh mack out?

by Jeff July 16, 2003