jeff's definitions

mks

Short for marcus
He's a jew

mks is a kid I know. He's jewish.

by Jeff February 20, 2004

w00t w00t

A Yankees fanboy and bandwagonner that is so starved for attention that he doesn't care that even Yankees fans want him to shut up.

w00t w00t: OMG the Yankees are teh greatest team ever and Boston is a bunch of whiny crybabies who can't win a world series! Who's your daddy?
Yankees Fan: You make me ashamed to be a fan of the Yankees

by Jeff October 14, 2004

Rebirth

A sexual act wherein an individual inserts (or attempts to insert) his/her head into the vaginal cavity of his/her partner.

I looked up rebirth on Yahoo clubs and man, there are some strange people out there.

by Jeff July 24, 2003

biotch

A slurr often said by Rick James

im Rick James biotch

by Jeff March 17, 2004

chunkophiliac

One who derives sexual pleasure from 1.) being puked on; or 2.) puking on another person. Regurgitatd matter is usually enjoyed on the genitalia, and is sometimes licked off by the other party.

That weird bitch was a chunkophiliac, but I kinda liked it!

by Jeff February 22, 2004

hot randall

Taking a monstrous shit into a recepticle belonging to your suitemates thus rendering it inoperable for extended periods of time.

Je: No, not the shower!
Jo: Wait till you see the sink.
Br: Wait till you see the N64.
Al: Wait till you see Jesse.

by Jeff December 2, 2004

cockophobe

One who has an unwarranted fear of the cock.

When she saw my enormous man-gland, my mom started screaming and ran out of the room. She was a cockophobe.

by Jeff July 29, 2003