jeff's definitions

Thrasher Bodycheck

The tragic end results of paying young athletes too much money while expecting them to understand the concept of 'responsibility'

I'm glad I wasn't in the Ferrari when Heatly pulled a Thrasher Bodycheck.

by jeff October 7, 2003

East-Junior-High

noun.
an extremely evil and boring place. One would go here to be bored or to participate in boring activities.

I went to East-Junior-High and died of boredom.

by Jeff May 6, 2003

omaf

adj: false feeling of worth associated with a large amount of procrastination, usually involving insignificant ranting, followed by a minimun amount of work

Horatio had an omaf moment after expressing his strong feelings about pastries then using his automatic spellchecker to proofread his document.

by Jeff July 21, 2003

broing

My new fucking word biznitch!

Broooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg that's such a fun word to say

by Jeff March 18, 2005

skitch

To grab the bumper of a vehicle and be pulled. The classic definition would be performed in shoes on ice, but seasonal and regional variations may be done on dry land in roller skates. Exceedingly fun and dangerous.

I grabbed the bumper of Dago's '68 Charger and skitched as he did donuts in the parkinglot. My foot caught on a rock and I cracked my head open on the ice. Fuck.

by Jeff July 9, 2004

Scan your tits

It's when you are so bored that you scan your tits, convert it to a jpeg and then post it on newsgroups---preferably usenet.

Slutty Girl-1: Oh man, I am so freaking bored.
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'

by Jeff September 12, 2003

Jizzaculate

A verb describing the best ejaculation a man can ever experience. Jizzaculation usually occurs from unbelievably hot women.

"That chick was so hot all I had to do was look at her and I jizzaculated."

"My girlfriend was wearing one of those butt-plugs that turns me on, that crap made me jizzaculate in like five seconds."

by Jeff September 5, 2005