jeff's definitions

snoogling

Men sword fighting each other with their genitalia.

David and Kyle are fond of snoogling each other in Kyle's office during breaks.

by jeff November 16, 2004

Arkansas State Fair

While uncontrollably intoxicated, you pass out mid-stride while fucking. Then, in the morning, you wake up to find your girl left a nice steamy shit surprise sitting on your chest, with the girl nowhere to be found. I hear girls are known for this down south.

That fucking three-toothed bitch took me to the Arkansas State Fair, and I didn't even know it.

by jeff May 13, 2005

JASUB

(J)ust (A)nother (S)tupid (U)nreliable (B)itch ... acronym created by Jeff Chandler

Every single girl on this fucking earth is JASUB.

by Jeff June 10, 2006

K.I. Rippin

To unleash hell on those that oppose you

Dirty South Krucial Insanity

Did you hear about that fight Anthony had...He was K.I. Rippin

by Jeff June 5, 2004

Cheesus

The all mighty Cheese god. He's a big wise man made of cheese and is all powerfull. U may see him on smope halucinations of just be in touch with him spiritually.

Cheesus the all mighty god of cheese and all that is holy (like swiss cheese)..........pun man away

by Jeff April 5, 2004

swaino

This guy who sleeps in the bedroom next to me, especially if he's hot.

There was this guy who was my roommate and he was a swaino....but then I'm gay.

by Jeff August 18, 2003

reasil

Noun
1. An extremely deformed and rabid breed of mammal, known to live underground, frequently below objects yellow in color.
2. A retarded dinosaur.
3. One hell of a screenname.
4. Somebody that really likes yellow.
Adj.
1. Of a retarded, deformed, or mutated state.
2. Incredibly stupid. Incredibly.

Noun: "Oh man, theres a friggin huge reasil under my fridge, dude!" "Is your fridge yellow?" "Well... yeah..." "You had it coming then."
Adj.
"Dude, your house is hella reasil. Why does it have to be so reasil all the time? You really need to fix this place up."

by Jeff October 26, 2003