jeff's definitions

weenis

A very small penis. A wee penis.

Damn that's a little weenis!

by Jeff April 21, 2004

double duce

1)The most convienient way to flip someone the bird when wearing boxing gloves. Other methods (behind the back, around the world.)
2)Strongbad's favorite way to flip someone the bird

*POOSHFFFFF* The Double Duce!

by Jeff September 11, 2003

stumpfuck

Person who has nothing better to do but to fuck stumps of trees, body parts, or anything else that can be a stump. General loser. Also can be a tree-hugger.

"Listen Stumpfuck, go back and fuck a tree."

by Jeff May 21, 2003

PDU

You know when teachers tell you to stop the PDA? The Public Displays of Affection? Well this is somewhat like that, except it stands for Public Displays of Undergarments. If you know someone who has already been attacked by this disease, please, just yell at them like this: "Hey! I can see your panties/underpants!"

1. Sheesh, keep your pants on.. or else we might have some PDU on our hands.
2. 'Can you stop this PDA business?' 'Can you stop your PDU?'
3. PDU? What the fizzle are you talking about?

by Jeff November 4, 2004

leet

Short for elite, leet represents exactly what elite stands for and more. Confined to mainly hard-core gamer use.

Damn, that kid is leet.

by Jeff April 15, 2004

Scan your tits

Scan ur boobies you forum whore

smackbabe

by Jeff August 22, 2003

fandangle

1. socializing with another at an inappropriate time

2. the presence of an object in which it interrupts the natural course of events of a situation

1. Jeff looked at Brandon in disgust and said "Stop fandangling with that ombudsman!"

2. Mom shook her finger at her son Jeff and said "I don't wan't you to leave your skateboard fandangling around here."

by Jeff March 12, 2004