jeff's definitions

derf derf revolution

More fondly refered to as "derf" or "derf-derf" he is the most idiotic and worthless kid in my psych class. He laughs at everything you say to him which more often than not is an insult, usually referring to his step-mom who has fake titays.

hey derf, you ever see your moms fake boobs? cause you are worthless like that

by Jeff January 31, 2005

Chegh'Chew Jaj'Vam Jaj'Kak

Klingon for: today is a good day to die

Chegh'Chew Jaj'Vam Jaj'Kak, muther fucker

by Jeff May 15, 2004

hot bryan

You're chatting with a girl, everything seems to be going well, and eventually she asks for your phone number. A few days later, you get a call from the girl, but it turns out she is asking for homework help.

*ring* *ring*

B: Hello?
J: Hey, this is Jamie!
B: Hey! How's it going?
J: ... Have you done the physics homework yet?

by Jeff November 17, 2004

emu

a Kevinism. n. an emo

Dude that guys a fuckin emu.

by Jeff November 9, 2004

pubeknot

the tangling of hair in the genital region

darling, theres a pubeknot on my sack

by jeff January 7, 2005

fundies

A two person underware

"Dude, look, those two hot chicks are in one underware"
"No man, those are fundies"

by Jeff September 17, 2003

jackass

The guys from the show on MTV

God damn, those guys are f'ing crazy.(that is what I always say when I watch the show.)

by Jeff December 9, 2002