by J August 13, 2003
Get the antivirgin mug.The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. The you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!
by j August 13, 2004
Get the Life mug.Anything that induces contempt, exasperation, fatigue and an all round general feeling of crappiness.
by J March 10, 2005
Get the Pile of Cunt mug.get together to smoke n drink hella. everyone in the SACRA valley knows bout it, cuz there aint shit to do so we just have kikbacks everyday.
eh, vato you gon go to Leticia's kikback at 3. Heard there was gonna be hella smoke n she gots like 10 bottles.
by J May 13, 2005
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Get the fellway mug.To walk into a pub (most normally with several friends) (often intoxicated) and yell either the name 'Dave' or 'Sharon' and laugh at the kevs and shazzas that respond.
by J April 24, 2004
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