j's definitions

pleasure stick

1. A male sex organ, normally erect, that is to be thrust into any warm oraphace.

Please, let me fondle your pleasure stick!

by j February 7, 2004

lamer

A word used by computer geeks to make themselves feel superior while putting someone else down. Lamer usually means "Yea I can blow up your computer and get to level 10 on star wars the video game, but I have no life and I'm still a virgin."

Oh my god, you don't know how to format a d666g4jlan.cock.pussy.modem modelX computer, you are such a lamer.

by J January 23, 2004

Robbies

money, Benjamins, bling bling

"I like the guys with the robbies"

All of the hott girls like the guys with the robbies.

by J November 23, 2003

rags'd out

hard, fast, pounding sex

boy that girl is gettin RAGS'D out

by j May 4, 2005

Life

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that... a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!Uff...

Now that's what life should be!!

by j August 29, 2005

Spry

Over sized person who has no understanding of the term "intelligence" and also enjoys the company of farm animals.

Spry went to the farm

by J April 3, 2003

implonation

when something implodes and has a force of detonation upon it

i spray some 'implonation 5000' on a fly and slowly as he begins to pitter and patter, feeling like hes runnin outta gas, he softly lands on the ground, to only moments later SZICHKABOOM
J' thats what i call an implonation

by J April 1, 2005