j's definitions

Lounse

Shouted randomly by onyx and coots.

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by J July 29, 2006

domer ead

Idiot.
Originating somerset, UK

Well ow 'bout beer, then?
You domer ead!

by J January 11, 2005

Yummy

The equivalence of cool, but for generation Z.

or

A flattering reaction to "tonsil hockey".

Oh my god, did you see Noel today? She's soooo yummy!

or

Bobby: I see you've met my tongue.
Suzie: Yummy!

by J January 20, 2005

lava dome

When you have the makings of a very large dump pushing into the rectum area, causing tension and potentially a deformation of the area. Similar to the creation of the lava dome on Mt. Saint Helens due to magma pushing to the surface.

Guy 1 - "Hey where you going in such a rush?"
Guy 2 - "I've got a severe lava dome growing here, I'll be back in 15 minutes."

by J November 1, 2004

Tupac Shakur

The greatest rapper ever Bitch and he's still alive. You gotta believe in Makaveli & da 7 day theory Bitch.

Tupac Shakur is the greatest rapper ever.

by J April 7, 2004

shizzwet

the sweat that builds up between the bottom of your nutsaq and your anus when your holding in a shit. Caused by over exertion of the sphincter muscle.

Man I gotta get to a bathroom or this shizzwet is gonna start dripping down my leg!

by J January 10, 2004

Sleep Talker

A sexual act where-by the male forces his erect penis into the females mouth while she sleeps, thus making her sleepy sighs sound muffeled and distorted.

Bill couldn't hide his guilt as he heard Sally sleep talk.

by J May 3, 2005