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plachta

When you take copious swigs of alcohol (rum,vodka,whatever) in front of a crowd of people for the delight of all. Gargling said beverage is also advised to enhance the crowd appeal.
-"Man, did you see him plachta that rum in front of the cop?"
-"Yeah, at least we got her to take her clothes off for him"
-"Ah... I love Panama City"
by John January 9, 2005
mugGet the plachtamug.

unc

Greatest basketball team to ever play in the NCAA, has won 4 national titles, and recently beat Illinios to win the 2005 NCAA title.Their rivals are Duke which have the ugliest players, ugliest coach, and just basically suck. Everything>>>>>Duke.
by John April 21, 2005
mugGet the uncmug.

hot chilies

A simple exclamation of happiness when something sensical will not do. It is an obscure reference to both Mexicans (though not hateful) and some sort of food.

If one were ever to open a hot chilies stand, it would have to be served out of gondola. Why? It just does, even though it makes no sense. It's logical in an illogical way. To panhandle this food, one would yell, "Gondola hot chilies for sale!"
An Example Conversation

John: "Wow, this is fun!"
Chris: "Yeah it is."
(awkward silence)
Andrew: "Hot chilies!"
John: "Gondola hot chilies..."
Andrew: "... for sale"
Chris laughs.
by John February 14, 2004
mugGet the hot chiliesmug.

The Dirty

San Bernadino, California
by John March 6, 2003
mugGet the The Dirtymug.

BringerUK

A godlike figure when gaming is concerned.
Oh my god thats guys BringerUK!
by John July 6, 2003
mugGet the BringerUKmug.

enculé

french word for fucker,
litterally means fucked in the ass.

the english equivalent would be mother fucker
"vas te faire voir enculé!"
by john December 9, 2004
mugGet the enculémug.

jizz burgler

1. Someone who makes their profession by stealing seimen.
2. big fat slut.
1. Boy, your mom sure makes a lot being a jizz burgler!
2. Your mom is a jizz burgler.
by John March 30, 2003
mugGet the jizz burglermug.

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