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assy

the dsicussion of the ass usually in a sexual context
u wanna do her in the ass ?
by john February 11, 2005
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capoeira

"I know Capoeira"
by john March 27, 2004
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blrack

(adj) 1. very very fuckin hot. 2. crazy as a tree.
President Palmer is freakin blrack, man!
by John April 25, 2005
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nissan

1. In extremely innovative and ground breaking company that slowly began to (until recently) release boring, generic, water-downed, and de-tuned vehicles to North America.

2. A company; that despite tremendous enthusiasm and support, refuses to release outstanding vehicles such as the Skyline, Silvia, and GTi-R in North America.
Instead of the awesome sr20det powered Silvia, I'm stuck with this ka24de powered 240SX P.O.S.
by John September 1, 2004
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pien

Dude, my pien is so big I can't get it out of this bitch.
by John March 9, 2004
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shit nugget

Shit Nugget, American slang origin that means a delightfully splendid little ball of small and irregularly shaped piece of human feces, or a person who pisses you off to the extent that you would like to throw a small irregularly shaped piece of human feces at 90 mph. into their mouth lodging into their esophogus causing a sudden lack of oxygen to the brain and eventually bringing their heartrate to a halt, in which they fall over and cease to live.
I just got out of the stall, you have to come check out the shit nugget I left. It kind of looks like Bill Clinton if he were a Cosby.

Michael,Scott, and Keaton are fucking shitnuggets!
by John May 31, 2004
mugGet the shit nuggetmug.

Torzak

Anti Squirrel Coalition member with the rank of Field Marshall, responsible for operations in Virginia as well as North and South Carolina. Considered an extremist by some, freedom fighter by others, his policies have made it clear that squirrelss must go.

It is rumored that he broke with the ASC in 2001 and has set up his own command. His current whereabouts are unknown.
A pro-squirrel Canadian group once marched against the armies of Torzak... and got their asses kicked.
by John February 8, 2004
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