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Goth/Gothic

An artistic individual. One who often has an appreciation for arts, literature, and philosophies. The basic principals stand on this, and virtually this alone. Clothing and music choice have no real effect, as this is more of a more enlightened lifestyle and way of viewing the world. They often don't care about what others think, and are the way they are to not be so easilt categorized.

In today's society, "goths" where black, listen to goth music, and are "depressed". These are false stereotypes. People who consider themselves goths, but only apply to these characteristics, are often called "mall goths", meaning fake goth.
That goth girl from my English class seems to be so anti-social, she doesn't even keep up with fashion...
by John January 7, 2004
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Clag Parsona

A little man diagnosed by his fellow peers with Short Man's Syndrome and or Napolean Complex. Craig Parsons is also know as Clag and was made by his sister Mark. Clag means stuff like arse hairs, faggot, and many more.
Dude why are you acting like a clag
by John March 2, 2005
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Newbury Park

A city full of rich white republicans. The epitome of the California lifestyle. The Parents are all doctors, lawyers and surgeons, and their kids all drive BMW's and Range Rovers. Some kids pretend to be poor and emo, and buy black clothes from Nordstrom, but at the end of the day, they get in their Jaguar, and drive to their mansion in Dos Vientos Ranch.
Look their goes Victoria in the new mercedes her parents bought her for her 16th birthday, damn I wish I lived in Newbury Park.
by John May 13, 2004
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TMTYF

Comes from a Marilyn Manson track. Means a man that is hated by everyone, but lives his life with no regret.
Man can you stop doing a TMTYF on me!!
by John November 3, 2004
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Yarddart

One who Commits sexual crimes against animals, and or forest creatures, While Vomiting on them
Dont be Yarddarting with the Forrest creatures you sicko
by John April 24, 2003
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marist college kogarah

home to around 1000 wogs in sydneys kogarah/rockdale region. worst place an aussie can get an education, shithouse school full of ignorant lebs
LEBBO: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT CUNT, GET THE FUCK OUTA MY FACE! Now let me look up cheap car parts on eBay to put in my rust bucket....
ME: .....loser
by John October 24, 2004
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cuntress

a female who MAY look and certainly act's like their shit don't stink,have the personality of a lawn mower, and are the biggest bitch in the world. Their wardrobe often consists of burberry and gucci.
That girl isn't a cunt, she's a CUNTRESS
by John December 6, 2003
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