John's definitions

The Johnzze Fund

(Tha`Jon`zee`Fund), n. 1 sum of money set aside pro the special purpose for any female to give any form of sexual pleasure. 2 in support of the world renouned Johnzze; the master of bad party mixes, poor taste in techno (or any genre for that matter), the poster child of wallflowers.

i.e. "Make this shot to support The Johnzze Fund"

"Denied, ring that one up to The Johnzze Fund"

"you gonna need to give more than that to get Johnzze some ass"

1-800-I Need ASS

by John February 23, 2004

Wal-mart

A place where people like hold their family reunions making a ring in a main area of traffic flow and talk for hours and do not move out of the way when you want to get by.dumb asses.

Excuse me ,excuse me, idiots.

by JOHN December 13, 2003

Ebdinger

a person who has their pubes on their head and strait hair in their pubic region and they also grow pubes on there face.

Ahh! sick look at that kid! Hes got a Ebdinger!

by John January 1, 2005

camry

The name of a midsize Toyota sedan; derived from the Japanese word "Kan-muri" which means "little crown" or "beyond compare."

First seen on the 1980 JDM Celica Camry, a four-door RWD sedan based on the Celica, and concurrently used on a line of FWD midsize sedans since 1982.

I drive a Camry.

by John November 26, 2003

mods4less

People who send you a broken product nearly a month after being charged for it and comlaining to get it sent.

I just ordered an antique vase but Im afraid because mods4less packed it.

by John December 7, 2003

skeet

Adj. -describes something smaller than normal. Often used when someone is unsatisfied with the amount of reefer they have.

1. I gave Jim $100 for an OZ, but all I got was this skeet dime bag.

2. All I have is this skeet spliff, but it's dro so it should still get us blitzed.

by John February 4, 2005

Ra

Dead Goa'uld dude.

The Tau'ri kicked Ra's ass when they beamed a nuke up to his ship.

by John February 8, 2004