Scrub

A newbie; a person who is an idiot; has idiotic qualities; something that one did that was laughable, or newbieish (n00bish).

Nick, that kid is such a scrub.
Andy and Mark are wicked scrubs.

Dude, that clan is so scrub.
That game is scrub.

by John April 28, 2004

ventriliquist

While fucking a girl in the ass a guy picks up a heavy, blunt object and hits her in the back of the head, rendering her unconcious. He then grabs her hair, stands up with her still on his dick, and walks around the room speaking and moving her head like a dummy

Dude, my wife told me to quit drinking or else she would leave me, so I gave her the ventriliquist last night.

by John April 20, 2005

colon candy

the incredible fecal-filth that is ejected from the anus of a puerto rican love-goddess.

"god,i love to eat the colon candy from jennifer lopez' magnificent ass!"

by john March 16, 2003

Nahu

Of or relating to homosexuality;
An individual who prefers the company of the same sex;
An individual who has achieved a degree of failure which is incorrectable.

also see, faggot

Tony: Do you think that guy is gay?
Bob: Yea, he's a definite Nahu.

Robert: Is there any way I can raise my grade?
Teacher: I'm sorry, Robert, you're a Nahu.

by John May 22, 2003

hurricane

Its 40 oz, has twice as much alcohol per volume as most beers, and sells for around $2.

Brace for the smooth taste- hurricane

by John January 22, 2005

anusboy

when a child picks is anal cavity, farts, smells his fingers then repeats this activity for no longer then 12 seconds per day

tommy is an anusboy

by John February 25, 2004

quiming

is in much the same league as felching although quiming refers to a lady

after i had ejaculated i gave her a good quiming

by john December 04, 2004