anonymous's definitions

Consultrac

A software program used to track the amount of time spent on various projects. This would be a particularly useful program were it not mandatory to enter the time into the system that they were expecting to come out the other end.

I entered my time into Consultrac, but they made me go back and change the entries to meet their budgeted values.

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

oyvind

also known as the most handsome guy around

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

Riverside

Over-priced pub in Newport, S Wales thats boring and crud.

Keith lets go play some John Lennon on the jukebox at riverside.

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

Tsuei

When Ben turned around he found Tsuei's foot up his ass.

by Anonymous April 4, 2003

manky

oozy and/or crusty

the baby is manky

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

matani

stupid asshole arrogant mothafucka

that matani sure thinks he's the shit

by anonymous February 15, 2005

suck a fat one

When something really bad happens. Comes from suck and in this case it is sucking something big and fat. Used in the worst of situations when not much else can be said.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you only have a few more months to live.
Man: Damn. That sucks a fat one.

by Anonymous April 10, 2004