god

a widely known imaginary friend

mommy i didnt do it god did it

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

God

Someone whom athletes always thank when they win, but never mention when they lose. (George Carlin)

"God made me trip behind the line of srrimmage."

by Anonymous March 02, 2003

God

One of my favorite drinking buddies.

- Hey what's up God? Got the King Cobra 40's?

- Sure thing, man, let's twist a doobie too.

- Damn Straight.

by Anonymous June 09, 2003

God

1.the one who is called "I am"
2.creator of the universe
3.heavenly father of jesus christ

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

god

Existence. Christianity and all religions know it exists, but religions use rules and other cult-like plans to control life. Whatever god is, he ain't gonna put you in some place to burn for an eternity. Makes no sense.

god damnit

by anonymous July 31, 2003

god

God..
A little half man/half animal thing.

A monkey

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

god

The aura of everything in existence.

by Anonymous February 07, 2003