brown-noser

a person who tries to please (esp. one's boss) so much that their nose turns brown from kissing their ass.
That brown-noser got my f#@king promotion!
by Anonymous May 18, 2003
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af

i afed her last night
by Anonymous June 07, 2003
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Laredo

A town which separated when the Texans made Texas a country, the Republic of Texas. However, Laredoans who didn't want to leave Mexico went just south of Laredo's river and formed a new city, Nuevo Laredo (New Laredo)
I live in Laredo, it's a badass place.
by Anonymous September 01, 2003
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noogie

the act of rubbing one's knuckles on a person's head so as to produce a mildly painful sensation
by Anonymous September 23, 2002
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snorkeling

to completely inserting ones head into anothers rectal cavity breathing with straws stuck up the nose
Travis likes to snorkel with Justin every Tuesday and Thursday and as a result there assholes are very loose.
by Anonymous January 15, 2003
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krunk

1. used in replace as tyte, cool, da bomb... means cool basicaly
2.trying to start something
ex1. "THATS KRUNK!"
ex. "I KNOW U ANT GETTIN KRUNK WITH ME!"
by Anonymous April 01, 2003
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Mlatomunaiya

a type of cow which is only different in two ways from the average cow.

1. The common mlatomunaiya is slightly smaller than a normal cow

2. Rather than a simple 'moo' sound, this cow will make a sound that sounds something like 'moo-lat-um-un-ay-eeya' hence the name

This type of cow is famous for the mention of their slaughter in the religious book of the nufuks, asinctomaaaa, and are regularly slaughtered by people of this religion till this day
This field of cows are of the Mlatomunaiya species
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
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