sexy, sweet, funny, caring, can make people feel very stupid, but can also say the right things at the right time, compassionate, smart, great talker...major P.I.M.P,and great with the ladies
by anonymous January 6, 2005
The best human ever made because he can eat a bunch of samosa's at a bbq. And anyone besides THE Faizaan sucks.
I COULD NEVER BE LIKE FAIZAAN
by Poopandpeesrumptious August 2, 2021
by Certified Asian Badman 2K17 November 17, 2017
n; a male who posts definitions about himself on Urban Dictionary.com an procedes to claim that he did no such thing.
Someone talking to Faizaan: "Hey! Faizaan... you put that definition about yourself on UD, didn't you!"
Faizaan: "No."
Faizaan: "No."
by Niclaus Keiths March 19, 2008
Noun; A faizaan is someone who everyone bullies. He is realistically intensely bullyable. Hes into dominant blondes and refuses to admit it. If you ask him a question theres a 50% chance he will chuckle in response. It’s utterly annoying. He has had this car pillow from the age of 7 and refuses to let go of it. Hes gay. Very gay. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY HE JS THE GIRL BESTIEEE
by lemonnpieperson July 27, 2022
An idiot who reminds the teacher about homework, does all the work during group projects and gets no tail until his high school reunion.
by ReaperBanger February 20, 2023
A Guy Who’s Been On YouTube Since Late 2015, He Is So Handsome And Cool And Awesome, But He Only Has 20 Subscribers, He Needs Love And Embrace, And He’s A Great Excuse For Getting Out Of Doing Homework, He Makes Good Videos, And He Was Born On May 25th, 2005 (Age 14), And He Is Famous.
Mom: Why Didn’t You Do Your Homework?
Me: I’m Watching Faizaan Malik’s Videos.
Mom: Oh Okay Carry On Then.
Me: I’m Watching Faizaan Malik’s Videos.
Mom: Oh Okay Carry On Then.
by ZacharyLopezKirby123 July 21, 2019