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The best human ever made because he can eat a bunch of samosa's at a bbq. And anyone besides THE Faizaan sucks.
I COULD NEVER BE LIKE FAIZAAN
Faizaan by Poopandpeesrumptious August 2, 2021
Peng Certified Roadmen Who Get Bare Girls And Are Part Of The Mandem
Them Menz Bare Faizaan U Know

Obviously Us Men Are Bare Faizaan
n; a male who posts definitions about himself on Urban Dictionary.com an procedes to claim that he did no such thing.
Someone talking to Faizaan: "Hey! Faizaan... you put that definition about yourself on UD, didn't you!"

Faizaan: "No."
Faizaan by Niclaus Keiths March 19, 2008
An idiot who reminds the teacher about homework, does all the work during group projects and gets no tail until his high school reunion.
Friend; you wanna jump Faizaan after class?
Friend: HELL YEAH!
FAIZAAN by ReaperBanger February 19, 2023
Noun; A faizaan is someone who everyone bullies. He is realistically intensely bullyable. Hes into dominant blondes and refuses to admit it. If you ask him a question theres a 50% chance he will chuckle in response. It’s utterly annoying. He has had this car pillow from the age of 7 and refuses to let go of it. Hes gay. Very gay. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY HE JS THE GIRL BESTIEEE
Person 1: why are you telling him that… thats tmi
Person 2: dw faizaans kind of the girl bestie
Faizaan by lemonnpieperson July 27, 2022
A man who’s good looking and has a big dick. The thickest and biggest dick in the world. No one can take it.
Faizaan has a massive fat juicy cock
Faizaan by F44553 November 22, 2021