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by Urban Dictionary June 11, 2006
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E.D. is usually caused by the consumption of excessively spicy or rich foods and, often, alcohol. Symptoms include:
1. Unexpected and odd-sounding bowel movements
2. The feeling of immediate urgency to find a toilet
3. The passing of large amounts of liquid faeces, usually accompanied by large amounts of gas.
E.D. is often a worrying experience. On release of the pent-up gas, the contents of the rectum are projected with speed out of the anus and into the toilet pan. The force of this release is often remarkable, and large amounts of liquid faeces can be sprayed over a surprising area of porcelain.
Needless to say, E.D. is not a condition which is convenient to develop when you are A) camping, or B) in someone else's restaurant, or C) in a public lavatory.
There is no known remedy for the symptoms of E.D., except to avoid eating spicy food in the first place.
E.D. is usually caused by the consumption of excessively spicy or rich foods and, often, alcohol. Symptoms include:
1. Unexpected and odd-sounding bowel movements
2. The feeling of immediate urgency to find a toilet
3. The passing of large amounts of liquid faeces, usually accompanied by large amounts of gas.
E.D. is often a worrying experience. On release of the pent-up gas, the contents of the rectum are projected with speed out of the anus and into the toilet pan. The force of this release is often remarkable, and large amounts of liquid faeces can be sprayed over a surprising area of porcelain.
Needless to say, E.D. is not a condition which is convenient to develop when you are A) camping, or B) in someone else's restaurant, or C) in a public lavatory.
There is no known remedy for the symptoms of E.D., except to avoid eating spicy food in the first place.
1. Last night's curry gave me the worst explosive diarrhea... The toilet was a right mess.
2. I had E.D. in a public toilet once... the janitor called the bomb squad
2. I had E.D. in a public toilet once... the janitor called the bomb squad
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by Urban Dictionary June 25, 2006
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This is also a powerful humanoid character from Prince of Persia - Warrior Within. The prince changed the timeline with the Sands of Time in order to save his own life. The Dahaka is called to kill the prince in order to resore that timeline he changed.
The Dahaka has long ram-like horns that twist into the symbol of infinity and its eyes burn with a fierce inner light, though the area around it is always covered in shadows.
This creature has one weakness, water. Contact with water will harm this creature.
This is also a powerful humanoid character from Prince of Persia - Warrior Within. The prince changed the timeline with the Sands of Time in order to save his own life. The Dahaka is called to kill the prince in order to resore that timeline he changed.
The Dahaka has long ram-like horns that twist into the symbol of infinity and its eyes burn with a fierce inner light, though the area around it is always covered in shadows.
This creature has one weakness, water. Contact with water will harm this creature.
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Man.. I got 120 Z bars off my dealer yesterday and already ate 7!
or man.. one Z bar will have my ass knocked out.
or man.. one Z bar will have my ass knocked out.
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