me's definitions

crotch stretch

1.a stretch of the crotch/groin area done by pulling one's bent leg up behind one's head in a sort of turned out scorpion
2.an evil, perverted, ploy by a certain ballet teacher to have a chance to stare at a dancer's crotch area

1."Dancers don't look in the mirror it's a crotch stretch."

by me April 13, 2003

Big Black

1. The greatest band ever.

There are a lot of good bands, but none surpass the talent that was Big Black.

by Me March 2, 2003

Homophobic

The state of being in denial about one's homosexuality.

"Look at that fag over there."
"Shutup you fucking homophobe. Youre probably gay yourself."

by me January 27, 2005

nez perce

a native american tribe in idaho

the nez perce tribe is awesome

by me February 16, 2005

scratchmoded

a follow up to faced on a real good insult

Your mom is a whore who gives good bobo to everyone...ooooo faced... scratchmoded

by me May 9, 2004

alphabet

the way in which the letters are orginised every letter has its own definition on this site Check it out:a b c d e f g h i j klmnopqrstuvwxyz

let's sing the alphabet song

by me May 13, 2005

Bassoon

The world's coolest instrument. Sounds like a dying duck fart, unless you know how to play. Which I do, so boo-yah. Also, as I've been told many many many many times, it looks like a bong. OK, I get it, move on with your life already.

Random Guy: Hehe... did you know your instrument looks like a bong?

Me: yes, the past 5 people to walk past have said that. But that still doesn't mean you can put drugs in it, you disrespectful bassoon killer.

by Me April 20, 2005