Avril Lavinge

a POSEUR! she claims to be "punk" but uh..sorry sweetie..have you listened to your own music??!? and people that arent really into punk but are into the mainstream stuff think theyr punk just cuz they like her and think that all "punks" like her..i wouldnt care if she KNEW that she was a POP STAR..but she cant even fuckin spell BOY you LOSER! and made "sk8er" popular but doesnt mean its cool buy anyways..
"Hi my name is avril lavigne and im a stupid ass canadian poseur who cant spell and used to wear ties but doesnt anymore because people copied me or so i thought becuase i actually copied them but the stupid little poseur teens dont know that and they think theyr cool just because they wear ties and have my stupid t shirts and my stupid cd's n crap"
by me March 11, 2005
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coaster

1) A unusable Compact Disc which failed during a "burn" process, its only use is now a COASTER

2) A witty and highly attractive person
by Me October 28, 2002
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mall security

Fake cops
Their police gear includes a flash light and roll of quarters to call the real cops when things get intense
I got stopped by a mall cop because me and my friend had a plastic gun we bought a the dollar store (in the mall). We almost got kicked out of the mall for "possession of a replica of a firearm."
by Me March 25, 2004
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Omarosa

Contestant on the hit TV show "The Apprentice" who played too many cards and got Trumped.
If you act like Omarosa while on the clock, don't expect being called "Employee of the Month" anytime soon.
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Homophobic

The state of being in denial about one's homosexuality.
"Look at that fag over there."
"Shutup you fucking homophobe. Youre probably gay yourself."
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sweetness

Someone who is really sweet like from Napolean Dynomite!!
HEY! you are pretty SWEET! Want me to be your SWEETNESS!
by ME March 14, 2005
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speiss

To take ordinary English words and create "alternative" and "unique" spellings.
"When she filled in the form, she speissed it so badly that it was unreadable"
by me March 04, 2005
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