masonry

A form of something put in a mason jar.
See "Mason Jar"

John:OMG yesterday i put masonry in my mason jar!
Jill: OMG me too!
John: wtf? wats mason jar?
Jill: Go look it up u asshole wtf do i look like? a whore?

by Me November 20, 2004

penis

one eyed monster

that man has a big one eyed monster

by me August 12, 2003

cornflaked

Wones self is drunk.

I got cornflaked last night.

by me May 13, 2005

Fat Wanker

A great big fat nordic wanker

A Flower

by ME December 04, 2003

parents

people who feed me clothe me and bathe me till im 21

your parents

by me December 06, 2003

octo-pussy

An animal related to and octopus except has eight pussys instead of testicles.

WOW, look at the size of that octo-pussy.

by me November 23, 2003

desperate

In dire need of something. Usually associated with people trying to get some from other people. Desperate people is commonly a catch 22. Desperate people usually don't get what they want, thus they are always desperate.

Sue is so desperate to get some guy that she turns them off by being desperate.

by me May 14, 2003