anonymous 's definitions

old bag

grumpy old bat who doesnt do anything for anyone

Mrs keen, jeez your an old bag!

by Anonymous November 12, 2002

turtlehead

a giant turd your butthole can no longer contain

Suck this turtlehead out my buuuutthole!!

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

Bar

BAR: Browning Automatic Rifle. A standard, 20 round rifle during WW2.

Godammit, I just screwed the barrel on my BAR, and the rround shot my wang out my ass.

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

wonce

An alternate spelling for "once".

Jane Ellen spelled "once" w-o-n-c-e in the spelling bee.

by Anonymous September 16, 2003

metrosexual

Guy who takes care of himself in ways society classifies as feminine pursuits.

Sorry can't meet you at the bar, stripclub..., gotta get to the salon for my brow wax, manicure, pedicure and revitalizing facial wanna meet and go shopping after?

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Covington

actually it's a small little lame ass excuse of a village near seattle...more specifically, the bum fucking egypt of the greater seattle area

Look kids, Covingtons finally on the map! Holy Cranky!

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

minuna

A vagina.

Let me play with your minuna.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003