A person whose job it is to enforce the laws passed down by the government. As in any job, there are good and bad police officers. Often sworn at for issuing speeding tickets by the ignorant who fail to realize that more people die in automobile accidents each year than in weapon violence; usually speed is a factor. Usually thankless job, until someone finds themselves needing the police, at which point attitudes often change.
by Anonymous October 23, 2003
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A breed of green space monkey that comes to Earth once a year to mate with various hedgehogs in hopes of bringing a new race of super hott green guys to the planet.
by Anonymous March 23, 2003