anonymous 's definitions

double veteran

doing a vietnamese chick in the butt and when you're about to cum you slit her throat.

yo dawg, t's a double veteran now, cuz he slit this vietnamese bitches throat when he was doing her in the butt. WERD

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Shortstop

Up the skirt, undies still on. If this is as far as you get, its only slightly less frustrating than repeatedly taking a shovel to the head. Often resulting in blue balls. Stopping a guy at shortstop was ruled cruel and unusual punishment by the Geneva Convention of 1946.

See also first and a half base.

I thought I was gonna get some poontang last night, but just as I was about to give her the Shocker she stopped me at shortstop. So I had to go home and play with my Trogdor.

by Anonymous March 16, 2003

autistic monkey

see: dankind

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

drunkenstud

Bees go after honey. Gay texans go after Drunkenstud.

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

meat

A nick-name for a large male who usualy has facial features and bad habbits that make him unattractive to females

Meat you ugly fuck. Did you just drop ass.

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

RedMonkey

Slang for vaginal skin irritation after intercourse.

After our honeymoon, I had a bad case of RedMonkey.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

donlee

1. lonely Chinese Jew
2. boy with intense pubic 'fro

The donlee decided to get a brush to tame his crotch and aid in his quest for friendship.

by Anonymous March 4, 2003