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Turd so named because of its smooth exterior enabling it to drift gracefully and noiselessly into the pan
by Anonymous April 27, 2006
Get the brown troutmug. 1.) A sexual virgin.
2.) A sexually repressed individual.
3.) A "man" who buys tampons for his "friend with benefits" while every other cock does her like there is no tomorrow.
4.) Jan, a male with a female name.
2.) A sexually repressed individual.
3.) A "man" who buys tampons for his "friend with benefits" while every other cock does her like there is no tomorrow.
4.) Jan, a male with a female name.
by Anonymous March 28, 2003
Get the Blockomug. by Anonymous July 14, 2003
Get the titties is outmug. A place where a bunch of junk that you dont want anymore is for sale. Usually a bunch of old people come and buy it for their grandchildren. Stuff there is usually dirt cheap.
by Anonymous August 31, 2003
Get the yard salemug. 
Dungeons and Dragons - A bothersome character which annoys the real tanks, such as fighters and barbarians, and serves no real purpose, other than to look stupid and get smashed into the earth by a golem.
Bards are only good as diversions or dragon chow. They are almost always elves or half-elves which is not too surprising due to the fact that 99% of the players of D&D are elves or half-elves.
Bards are only good as diversions or dragon chow. They are almost always elves or half-elves which is not too surprising due to the fact that 99% of the players of D&D are elves or half-elves.
Fighter/Barbarian: "I saw a half-elf Bard once try to use Charm Monster on a Dragon. He's fertilizer now... I then slew the dragon in less than three rounds."
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
Get the Bardmug.