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The term "geek" originally referred to the carnival performers whose act consisted of biting the heads off chickens and eating glass. Over time it came to be applied to anyone who got paid to do work considered odd or bizarre by mainstream society.

The term now enjoys a special status within the technical community, particularly among particularly knowledgable computer programmers. To identify oneself as a "geek" indicates a recognition that most people still consider programming computers to be a bizarre act, along with a certain fierce satisfaction in being very good at their inglorious profession.

That most software geeks now easily earn twice as much as the average laborer just sweetens their defiant embrace of the term.

Note: Unlike the word "nerd," which is always pejorative, "geek" often carries a positive connotation when used by one of the group. The use of the term by outsiders is considered insulting.
"If you really need the right answer, check with Bob; he's our resident alpha geek."
geek by Anonymous March 14, 2003
Very Very tight pussy.
I told her to let me see that doneky
Doneky by Anonymous March 14, 2003

squizzard 

i layed a squizzard in my pants
squizzard by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Haklin[Ref]> 

HaklinRef> what are you on about
Haklin[Ref]> by Anonymous March 14, 2003

dickbeater 

"Joe is a dickbeater, no wonder his drain is clogged!"
dickbeater by Anonymous March 14, 2003
Genmay users like to spread peanut-butter on their mother's scheide, and then lick it.
scheide by Anonymous March 14, 2003

You gots to get your own 

Get your schnizzle off muh nizzle