Ace's definitions

'tard

Shortened version of "retard" (someone who is retarded).

Susie dropped her cafeteria tray? What a 'tard!

by Ace February 5, 2002

postal

Gone crazy or insane; irrational. Came into use after a number of workplace shootings by disgruntled U.S. post office workers.

"Tina tore up her homework, yelled at her mom, and slapped her little brother! She's gone postal!"

by Ace February 5, 2002

nerd

A unattractive, socially clumsy or unstylish individual; or someone who is considered intellectual or "brainy."

"Ugh! I went to the library and it was full of computer nerds!"

by Ace February 5, 2002

SOC

"Suffers On Closeup" Someone thought to be attractive or cute at a distance, but not after a closer look.

"There was this hot guy at the beach, but when he came over, ugh! S-O-C!"

by Ace February 5, 2002

zoned

High on something; off in the Ozone layer of the atmosphere.

"Marc came over with some weed and we got zoned."

by Ace February 5, 2002

fucktard

a variation of etard (person who is fucked up on e), another variation: drunktard

hey dawgs! look at that messed up fucktard/etard/drunktard

by ace February 8, 2003

Gongore

A man of large size with alot of power

by Ace March 9, 2003